Physically, it was the first week back to the gym in two weeks (illness and training out of town). Those of you who do frequent the self abuse palaces enough know if you miss the gym, when you go back, you will be more sore than usual. I think this prompted the Boss to come knocking on my office door more than usual, just to make me have to get out of my chair.
Emotionally, I saw "Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2" and was leveled by Electric Light Orchestra's "Mr. Blue Sky". I found myself realizing that I too, was wondering what we had done wrong to make the blue skies hide away. Pretty much felt like this since early November. Anyone remember some tragedy that occurred? Might have made news...
When I heard this tune, I realized that happiness is now something I have to "work in to", I have to "prepare for happiness"... The reason being, I will soon learn of some fuckery that will make the blue skies go away.
Mentally, it was another week of assault... Let's begin, shall we?
You had FBI Director Comey, saying how he feels "mildly nauseous" thinking he may have had anything to do with the election going for the Loser In Chief. He also said that he had two choices, "Speak" or "Conceal".
Well, Jimmy...
Seeing as how AFTER the damage was done, you then came out and said, "Nope... Nothing there... But we had to drop her name in a inflammatory, conspiratorial manner 10 days before an election...", the option of "Conceal" is a moot fucking point as there was nothing to fucking conceal.
Also, as for his testimony... I have seen better acting from Vin Diesel. For the record, Vin Diesel sucks as an actor. The "Fast and Furious" movies are insipid. I am surprised they haven't nabbed him for a "Transformers" movie... oh wait... They have the Sir John Geilgud of our generation, Marky Mark Wahlturd...
Clinton, on Tuesday, directly accused Comey of being a big part of her losing. She coped to her own shortcomings... but did not hesitate to intimate that without Comey and da Ruskies, she would be President.
After all that hoopla, I watched live as the House of "Representatives" voted to fuck over America in order to appease old, rich, mostly white dudes.
The House, on it's 8,429th attempt (actually 54 attempts, but after the first ceremonial "We Are Sore Losers" vote to repeal, who's counting?), the Republicans got their wish... To make it so insurance companies can go back to raising rates "Because We Can", kicking you off their insurance for getting sick, and determining that "being human" is a preexisting condition.
Oh... The preexisting condition thing... Does not apply to elected officials... They made sure to PUT that on paper... FUCKERY!!!!
The only silver lining is that the Senate will pat the House on the head like you do to a smelly, but lovable mutt, and then promptly Ol' Yeller that shit.
Okay... Here's where it gets really scary... On Friday, Trump The Impeachable, signed an Executive Order promoting "Religious Freedom". It basically made it easier for religious people to deny services, health coverage, RIGHTS, to people based on "Religious Reasons".
I am seriously thinking about becoming a Church. No taxes, could rape anybody I want - not go to jail AND get paid to move somewhere else, and I can just tell people to "Fuck off", as it would be a part of my religion. Good work if you can find it!
Friday, I was checking email, and Yahoo will play video clips now if your inbox is empty. I was getting some stuff ready for work and it was just playing in the background. It was a recap of the previous night's "Grey's Anatomy".
A boy with a tumor is not being allowed surgery by his parents... because "God will heal him."
Um... If you believe in the Invisible Sky Daddy, who in the fuck do you think put the tumor there???
Long story short, the kid comes back to the hospital by himself, now blind due to tumor pressing against optic nerves, and a doctor does the operation. Removes tumor, much rejoicing after the commercial break... Til the dickhead Dad shows up. Lawsuit! He doesn't believe in modern medicine... but modern American Law, THAT he's down with.
Couple of things... 1) It reinforced the fact that their are NO "Christian" children. There are only the children of Christian parents. 2) 45 just made it easier for parents to deny their children life saving medical treatment by signing that order. 3) "Grey's Anatomy" is still on?
Finally, this very morning, I learned the list of countries I could escape to was shortened further. Ireland is investigating Stephen Fry for "Blasphemy", stemming from a 2015 interview. ALL he did was answer questions like, what he would say to God, if given the chance,
Wait... That's blasphemous?“I’d say ‘Bone cancer in children, what’s that about?’ How dare you create a world in which there is such misery that is not our fault. It’s not right. It’s utterly, utterly evil. Why should I respect a capricious, mean-minded, stupid god who creates a world which is so full of injustice and pain?”
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This week though, I made my own error... I posted a fake meme. I didn't fact check. I posted something where Jeff Sessions, the nation's Attorney General, was quoted as saying, "The separation of church and state is unconstitutional". Sure enough, that Elmer Fudd looking bitch said that shit.
The next day, I saw a meme where Pence, our soon to be president - NOT that that is a good thing, was saying how "People don't need more health care, people need more Jesus care."
Turns out is was a fake. Now, I realize my mistake was not checking before posting. I just think it is pretty sad that after reading it, I was 100% sure that sort of verbal diarrhea would be something to erupt from that guy's word hole.
Be lawfully resistant. Be vengeful, But more importantly... Be correct.
Time to do the Thorazine shuffle**,
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