Just Call Me For Dinner

You call me "Snowflake"

This is because I bring up the fact that I don't like it when you say stupid shit in my presence. I am sorry you feel you can't express you particular flavor of hatred in today's world. Wait... No... I am not.

You may lament the perceived loss of "freedom of speech", but I challenge you to show my how you can't say anything you want. You can. Go for it. Just don't look surprised when people look at you like YOU'RE the asshole.

You have every Constitutionally guaranteed right to spout whatever hatred is in your heart. If you are such a bad ass and a person of conviction, then you damn well better have the conviction to face the reactions.

One thing about snowflakes... One at a time, we are not a threat... Put a million of us to task? We shut down airports. We shut down highways. Hell, in Texas, if five snowflakes are seen, school is cancelled.

You call me "Leftist"

This is because I do not side with the Right? Fine.

I do not side with Corporate Overlords. I do not side with Big Insurance. I do not side with Big Pharma. I do not side with the Prison Industrial Complex. I do not side with asking for a bloated defense budget, while screaming, "Cut spending!!!".

If being "Leftist" means that I am for single payer health care, so be it. If being "Leftist" means I want to see minimum sentencing thrown out, so be it. If being "Leftist" means it puts me further away from The LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE, sign me up. Twice.

If being a leftist means I do not side with an Attorney General, whose sole reason for hating marijuana is that his Big Tobacco Paymasters tell him to... Yeah... Lefty McLeftLeft. All day. Twice on Sundays.

You call me "Cuck"

Derived by the term "Cuckold", as in a man who is being cheated on by his wife. Basically, it is calling someone a "little bitch".

I would love to ask a question to any of Nazi peeps out there marching... I see just a bunch of tiki torch carrying white boys... Not a woman in your midst... IF, and it is a big ol' if, you have girlfriends, or wives... Who is taking care of them back home whilst you are out... with a bunch of dudes... taking a moonlight stroll???

I can hear your reasoning... "We are men... expressing our views... admiring each other's strength... and dag nabbit... Billy Joe Jim Bob's eyes just sssssssssparkle in the torchlight!"

"Hello, Pot? This is Kettle. You're black."

You call me "Socialist"

I am okay with this one too. I believe in a better society. FOR ALL. Even the people I don't agree with or who don't look like me.

There is only one race I want to win. It's the fucking human race.

If we are going to move forward, WE. ARE. GOING. TO. HAVE. TO. MOVE. FORWARD. While I understand that there is a overwhelming sense of nostalgia for the past, it can't be lingered on to the point where it is a risk to the future.

"You wanna steal from the rich and give to the poor."

Whoa there, Sally. I want it where the rich do not buy and sell politicians like trading cards, and dictate legislation to keep them rich, and able to destroy lives through no oversight.

If that makes me a Socialist, I wear the label with pride.

You call me "Fag"/"Pussy"/"Bitch"

This is you trying to get a rise out of me. This is you with no argument to rational thought or reasoning. This is you attacking the person because their message is without flaw.

One person pointed out that, in the picture in last weeks blog, there were signs with "LOVE" on them. The image captured an instrument of hate, in the form of ball-less twat in an automobile, plowing into a crowd of people who were promoting "LOVE"...

Now... you may be focusing on the fact that I just called the driver a "ball-less twat". Instead on the fact that it was a picture literally capturing Love vs. Hate...

"How is that any different then them calling you names?"

Well, Cletus, the driver, in fact, has no no balls, and IS a twat. I am neither a homosexual, nor am I unable to defend myself/female reproductive organ (and amusement park!), nor am I a female dog.

If the driver had any balls, he would gotten out of the car and faced people like a man. No... He is a ball-less, murdering, piece of shit, twat. Not name calling... Statement of fact.

You keep labeling me. You keep dismissing me. You keep thinking you are intimidating me. You keep marginalizing me.

Do NOT, for a moment, think I will not defend myself.

I would love to defend myself. A lot. To a disturbing, ambulance needing, degree.

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By being called these things, the "alt-Right", or whatever veneer Nazis are using these days, it shows you are doing something right.

If you are angering Nazis... Continue.

Does this mean that they should not be allowed to march or protest? Hell NO! They have every right to. To be honest, I want them to... I like them marching more than the KKK.

The KKKowards wear hoods... Nazis don't.

The White Supreme-Cysts that were photographed last week in Charlottesville?

They are getting fired from their jobs.

They are getting booted off dating sites.

They are posting videos of themselves crying, and wondering why "everybody hates them."

You CAN call me "Laughing my ass off."

An empty space I'd glady share,

d

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I Thought Virginia Was For Lovers

Hate is powerful.

It erodes common sense and logical reasoning. It allows a message that you KNOW is wrong to nestle itself into your brain and be fruitful and multiply and grow, and spread, taking away the resources you need to actually THINK FOR YOURSELF.

Hate is taught. Haters of the same thing are only bolstered and strengthened in numbers. A person can feel bad about themselves, wondering "Why do I hate whatever it is that I hate so much... Is there something wrong with me?" (Yes, by the way)

Now, said person sees that there is a protest against the very thing that they were almost, and correctly, ashamed to admit... Imagine the elation! They have found their people! They can be free and no longer feel, at their CORE, that there is anything wrong with them. Must be liberating!

Hate is a fuel. It is an energy source. I will say that 75% of the times I have struggled and achieved success was in NO way, shape, or form a testament to my "can-do" attitude, or "superior work ethic"... No... It was more, "That ass hat does not think I can pull this off... I ain't going to give that smug fuck stick the satisfaction. I fucking hate them and will rub this in their face!"

And then I heard a song by the mighty Metallica. "Wasting My Hate". The lyric of "You think you're worthy now? You think even enough to raise the brow?"

The aforementioned smug fuck stick was stealing my fuel... Hellllll no. I am now much, much more selective in whom I bestow my hate. They know who they are. If you have read more than two of these blogs, you do too.

And then it's done... I let it go. I said my piece to find my peace.

I "said" my piece. I did not go out and feel the need to march through the streets, impeding the flow of commercial traffic in order to let my hate be known...

Unlike these dickless Virginia Nazis.

Fuck. This is 2017. TWO THOUSAND, SEVENTEEN!

Here is the breakdown... The "Unite the Right" (aka alt-Right, aka Nazis, aka White Supreme-Cysts), on Friday night, grabbed their un-American tiki torches, and marched down to protest the counter protesters to their planned protest on Saturday...

Methinks they doth protest too much...

They surrounded the non racist protesters and started screaming Nazi slogans and macing and pepper spraying people who had gathered for a non violent protest.

Many are wondering, "WHERE IN THE FUCK WERE THE POLICE?" Good question... Really. Can anyone answer that? (WHATEVER YOU DO... don't Google "kkk infiltrated law enforcement" - or click on that ever so helpful link.)

On Saturday, The Vaginia Nazis were set to have their protest. This is legal. This is protected. I am all for having the idiots in one place. I think it is a perfect place to take pictures of "Homo Sapiens Micro Genitalia". Commit those faces to memory. If you own a small business, memorize the slogan, "We reserve the right to refuse service to Nazi Fuck Faced Pieces of Shit, like you. BIG SMILE! BIG SMILE!" (said to the tune of "Sieg Heil" and instead of a full handed salute, just the index finger, directing them to the door.)

Now, the protest was over the Governor planning to remove a statue of a loser. A Confederate general. I don't know which one, and could not care less. I am all for erasing stupidity and errors of the past. I would not cling to ignorance, slavery, and losing as "heritage"... Pick, or better yet, MAKE a better fucking heritage!

There was a counter protest, also legal, also protected, doing their thing.

There were already reports of violence in Charlottesville. The Governor had declared a state of emergency. And then...

James Alex Fields, Jr. decides... premeditates... the driving of his car into a crowded street of protestors.

A 32 year old woman was killed, 19 injured. This was an act of domestic terrorism. If  THE LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE does not respond as such, do you think the Mayor of London will tweet about it???

If the driver's named was Muhammad or Abdul... What would have been Loser Boy's reaction then?

Hate is powerful. Hate is taught. Hate is a fuel.

However...

Hate is consuming. Hate drains you to feed itself. When it is done with you, it will toss your withered carcass on the heap with the others and move on to the next morsel.

Hate will never win... This is a flare up. It will eventually deplete itself. I think this is Hate's last big push... and then... it will be containable... Never fully extinguished, but contained.

And, for the record, this is a culmination brought to you by people like THE LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE - Who has never, and WILL never condemn the White Supreme-Cysts. Even David Goddamned Duke was marching and citing THE LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE as his inspiration...

THE LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE's statement regarding the deaths, violence and total fuckery by the Alt-Right? (from his private golf course in New Jersey - read that again...)

"We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry and violence on many sides, on many sides."

And in a follow up tweet, sent condolences to the woman who lost her life, and it ended with, of course, "so sad!"

First - Fuck you. I condemn hatred... But I understand it...

Second - Is that sad like when you and Schwarzenegger were discussing "The Apprentice" ratings? That level of sadness?

What is sad is that you have a "leader" who stirs up bigotry and division on the campaign trail. Who promotes violence on the campaign trail. Who then is elected, even though LOSING THE POPULAR VOTE, and STILL has never really condemned the alt-Right. Whose cabinet and adviser's are essentially poster children for "supremacy" and "privilege"...

Gov. McAuliffe... You have my sympathy... You have to speak to THE LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE. You will try and convey how HIS actions may have contributed to this horror. You will try and connect the dots for him, step by step of who is to blame... and you will get silence on the phone. If in person, you will get a blank, soulless stare returned.

If you have that much hate in your heart... If you feel elation and belonging with the fucking NAZI Party??? It is time for you to realize, you are wrong. You are adhering to a way of thinking that the WORLD went to war to eradicate.

That level of hate had no place then. It has no place now.

Please let it go. You will not win. Whatever message... or wrongs you feel you need to voice... They are never going to be heard when all we can see is a fucking swastika.

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If a dog ripped apart your copy of "Incredible Hulk #181", first appearance of Wolverine, you can say "I am not a fan of dogs, particularly that one."

If homosexuals came into your family's Thanksgiving dinner party, and started performing sodomy at an enthusiastic rate, and during the squad humping portion of the performance, some flavored lube got in your eye... I can see you being "Not a fan of that lifestyle."

I can't make the leap to "ALL DOGS MUST DIE!" or "GOD HATES FAGS".

Those who make that leap, all too readily, are a special breed... Their extinction will be met with celebration.

Condolences,

d

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Suspension of Disbelief

I missed last week's entry... I started twice, but ended up scrapping it because it felt contrived and ill conceived. I just was not in the right head space. I had read an article that if you don't really believe in what you write, the readers will feel it.

With that in mind...

The LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE is a fucking idiot. Believe THAT.

I have repeated said that I didn't want to make my blog a repeated bashing of the mentally ill... but for fuck's sake... The guy makes it too tempting. Let's look at some recent greatest hits.

The Boy Scouts JamborHe Won't Shut The Fuck Up

How difficult is it to give a speech to an organization and not make it political. An organization that promotes some decent philosophical and moral viewpoints. An organization who holds a big rally, mainly comprised of people who CAN'T FUCKING VOTE!

By bring up the fact that last WINNER OF BOTH THE POPULAR VOTE AND ELECTORAL COLLEGE, TWICE, did not attend a Jamboree, the Orange One went for cheap applause points.

Well, LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE, maybe he did not attend because he wanted to be on the right side of history. President Obama was fighting for marriage equality. He was fighting for equal rights. The Boy Scouts of America were not really that welcoming to those ideas.

President Obama DID send in a recorded message for the attendees. It was his way of addressing the children, but still giving a cold shoulder to the organization. In other words,  President Obama was presidential, not petulant.

3 Tweets/Unlawful Orders 

The scariest aspect of the current administration is the fact that the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE is the "Commander In Chief". I actually feel bad for any enlisted person who has to salute that piece of shit, draft dodging, LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE.

If I were a general, I would find every excuse to never be in the same room with that person.

In late July, the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE, tweeted, over three tweets, that due to "costs" and "disruption", transgender people will not be allowed to serve in the United States Military.

First... The delay between tweets was of "Holy Shit" magnitude. The first tweet ended with "the United States Government will not accept or allow"...

The next tweet came NINE MINUTES later. It was reported that some generals were getting a little more than frazzled because you just don't know what kind of horse shit will spew forth from this ass clown (who... by the way... was the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE). Some were concerned that he would declare war against North Korea.... via tweet...

The first part of the first tweet also included the phrasing, "After consultation with my generals and military experts..."

What are their names? Is it your Vice President Pence, aka "He Who Hates Gays"? Was it Sebastian "Nazi In Waiting" Gorka (this guy is a complete cunt nugget - look him up)? Was it Steve "Reported Self Fellatio Enthusiast" Bannon?

Thankfully, most generals have stated that they do not take orders from fucking tweets.

Second... To blame it on "cost"... Puh leeeeeeeez! It took about thirty seconds for media outlets, fake or not, to do let everyone know that particular piece of "Reasoning" was utter nonsense.

10x more spent on erectile dysfunction medication. That was the first one I saw.

Everyone pretty much agreed that the upper limit of medical expenses for transgender medical costs was about 8.4 million dollars. That is out of a 6.2 BILLION dollar budget.

In April, the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE launched 59 Tomahawk missiles into Syria. The cost of replacing them is about a million bucks each. So... if he had launched 50.... MATH, PEOPLE!

In his campaign, the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE had promised to protect the LGBTQ community. I guess by not allowing them to serve in all the wars he is probably going to start... In a warped as fuck way of looking at it... He is fulfilling his promise.

"Don't be too nice."

While addressing police officers in Long Island, the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE, spewed forth a tirade of such mind numbing, asinine, shit from his word hole, that it left me agog...

He spouted over and over again, how terrible things were in Chicago while on the campaign trail. This is where he first brought up "Super Tough Cookie Motorcycle Motorcade Cop". A cop who claimed that, if given the authority, could have Chicago cleaned up "in a matter of days."

At this speech, he brought him up again. One funny little issue... No one can find this cop...

The speech was a slap in the face and a kick in the balls to any ground gained in a very strained relationship between cops and citizens. Cops need to be held to a higher standard, and citizens need to understand that modern cops, in SOME cases, are fucking trigger happy, wussified, control freaks.

Cops are supposed to be respected... The job is tough, granted... but a lot of cops seem to think that they are "in mortal danger" if someone fucking sneezes... I would hope that if you are a person, who controls life and death on your hip, that you have a bigger set of balls.and an even bigger brain between your ears.

Maybe the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE just has a hard on for Chicago because the current mayor of Chi-Town was also a major player in the former administration and was/is more respected than anyone in the current administration...

And maybe because it is the former residence of the WINNER OF BOTH THE POPULAR VOTE AND ELECTORAL COLLEGE, TWICE.

"That White House is a real dump"

First and foremost, this is an unconfirmed quote. This was supposedly overheard in a locker room at a golf club. You know... the place that the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE said he would never get to see again because he would be working "sooooooo hard".

The sad part of the quote is, even if it is untrue, no one was shocked at the possibility of it being said.

There was no overwhelming, "PSHAW, I SAY!!! PSHAW!" by the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE's supporters.

More of a, "Yeah... I can see the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE saying that."

I remember here tell of a piss tape with Russian hookers... Same reaction.

I feel bad for comedians... They usually mock someone by emulating them to a more severe degree. They emphasis the character flaws in the targets of their jokes.

How...? I mean... Really? The LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE is a damn cartoon. He often remarks that the rest of the world is laughing at the United States of America...

No, Mr. LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE, they are laughing at you.

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I am not possessed of a willingness to suspend my critical faculties and believe the unbelievable; sacrifice of realism and logic for the sake of enjoyment. (Hey... THAT'S A DEFINITION!)

I get no "enjoyment" from this tragedy playing itself out before my eyes. I can't go a Scaramucci (new measurement of time - more than a week, less than two; about 10 days) without a new horror committed by the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE.

It does, however, make me able to kick out a blog I believe in.

And lastly, to all Game Warden's (the only law enforcement peeps with the authority to arrest a President)... When you slap the cuffs on the LOSER OF THE POPULAR VOTE, don't be too nice.

People try to put us d-down,

d

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