(All Lives (Matter) of Convenience)

July? Really? Damn... Been a spell... More on that further down...

First, hashtags are mostly stupid and do nothing but try and sum up an already abbreviated thought. One had come to prominence, kind of reminding people that the lives of African American people matter.

This was in response to the seemingly never ending barrage of a certain race of people getting straight up murdered by police.

In response, instead of addressing the problem, or even fucking acknowledging the 800% more likelihood that if you are black and unarmed, you will be shot by a police officer than if you are white and unarmed, someone had the bright idea of coming up with #alllivesmatter. Oh, by the by... That "800%" number is not a joke or made up.

So... all lives matter? To whom?

There is a cult, very active in America these days, that believe that a microscopic bundle of dividing cells is "life". They are very adamant about protecting this cluster, which is sacred and deserves full protection of the Law! Now, why they don't feel the same way about cancer is beyond me... It too is a small cluster of dividing cells...

This cult has lobbied for and won the favor of major political figures who hold office and are currently seeking HIGHER office. Using misinformation, false statistics and outright fraudulent lies, this cult and it's minions have done irreparable damage to Planned Parenthood.

The political party most swayed by this cult is also big on getting rid of the "entitlement class" and "takers". Those people on welfare... Those people who get assistance from the government programs designed to help those in need...

So... All lives matter when they are in the womb.... After that... not so much?

This week at work, the TV in the break room was showing the plight of Syrian refugees... I also saw a picture of a little child holding it's hands up in surrender because the camera looked like a gun and all she knew to do was surrender. It was deeply saddening.

My co-workers were grumbling about the refugees better steer clear of Texas!

I asked, "Since France is accepting refugees, LESS THAN A FUCKING WEEK after the most devastating attack SINCE WWFUCKINGII, should we send the Statue of Liberty back to them?"

"Damn, Dougie."

Yes... Damn me... I guess all lives matter, as long as the geography suites you.

The GOP nominations for the Presidency have taken umbrage with the President for telling them that they are "irresponsible" for their stance on the refugee crisis.

One Mike Huckabee has said that he would allow only the "Christian refugees" passage and safe harbor... Um, Huckster... When "Reality" comes around and rips your face off, and blows your mind through the back your head, please let it be televised...

If you were in line... to get into a sanctuary... and the gatekeepers are asking "Are you Muslim or Christian?" and they are only letting people who say "Christian" into the promised land... Word will spread down the line pretty damn quick...

The retort from one Ted "Billionaire Blower" Cruz has been, "If you want to insult me, do it to my face."

Ted, boobala, I will give you my address. I would unleash a load of semen, unprecedented in the annals of world history, if I got the chance to insult you to your face. Sperm whales would be renamed Dougie Whales.

 I will ask why you, and two other GOP candidates, attended an "event" where the "pastor" who introduced you to the crowd, had just ranted and preached that gay people should be executed.

Again... All lives matter as long as they believe in the same imaginary friend as you?

Oh... And all lives matter as long as they fuck who YOU think they should fuck?

I guess the fully amended hashtag should be:  #alllivesmatterdependingonthechronolgyoflifeandgeographyandwhatinvisibefriendtheytalktoandfuckthepeopleyouthinktheyshouldfuckaslongasitisonlyformakingbabieswhoarethenontheirownwithnohelp.

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Now... Why they absence? There is no real "reason". No explanation like "My hands fell off" or anything.

I guess it was a culmination of things. Jon Stewart is gone. John Oliver is fucking crushing it every week. I also think with the rise in polls of Carson and Trump... I think America is in the "post-intelligence" phase.

I know people who I think are decent human beings. I also think these people should not be allowed to contaminate the gene pool, or vote.

It was all of those things that led me to a "lull"... A "If the rest of the world don't give a fuck (like Janice in Accounting), why should I?

I then thought back to one of the last segments, on the last show of the aforementioned Stewart...

*Sniff*. *Sniff*.

Yup... There it is... I gotta call bullshit.

Cruise your new baby fly self,

d

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