I missed last Sunday. Apologies. I know you all are all heartbroken and disappointed. I actually don't know that, but it makes me feel better to think of you that way. Misery loving company and all that.
I was not able to post last Sunday due to being in Salt Lake City on business. Business, because there sure as shit ain't no pleasure in Salt Lake City. I did my due diligence and was a studious sort during the training the city was nice enough to pay for. Learned some stuff, and did the socializing thing. After a while the Boss stopped asking, "How do you know them?"... "Do you really want to know, Boss?" I did, however miss Game of Thrones (The only show I will actually watch as it airs).
Seeing my Boss eleven days in a row is not ideal. She is cool and all, but... So I took some time... 5 day weekend? Why yes, I think I shall.
Taking stock, all is well... The woman I pined for has moved on, or so she says. I have been known to say "I hope they are happy"... And while true, I harken back to the words of Vedder...
I know someday you'll have a beautiful life,
I know you'll be a sun in somebody else's sky,
But why, WHY, why can't it be, can't it be mine?
Thanks, Eddie.
I took Natalia the Bicycle into the shop to get tuned. Weather is getting brutal enough to make riding a bitch again... Why go riding when it is nice? Anyone can do that!
This weekend marks the close of the 2014 season of Scarborough Faire. I went about six or seven times, made some good purchases. A good season and a relatively cool one temperature wise. I look forward to 2015. I shall again be a "Friend of the Faire". Doug Nasty, Nasty Doug, at your service.
Yesterday, a 5 year old princess queried if I had a girlfriend... Yes, very "Awww". She was very impressed with the fact that I had TWO knives. Gold Digging Kindergartner!!! We lamented with the mother about the teen years with that girl...
Coming up, the schedule gets murky. Work is going to go ape-shit during the summer. I know the project we have brewing is going to start ramping up big time. I feel that all parties involved will take their turn being the bottleneck, causing delays. I am gonna do my damnedest to minimize my time as said bottleneck.
As I am wont to do... a list...
1) This summer sometime, I would like to get to KC and visit the folks. July 4th (on a Friday!) weekend more than likely... The folks have been there a lot for me recently, made a trip down and watched the damn dog for me, so I should put some miles on the ride... 7 months old as of yesterday... 4100 miles exactly. Almost a 1000 of those came from a trip to Memphis. Sad I will not be making that one again in the foreseeable future.
2) In August, there is a little shindig with some friends scheduled in Portland... August is a hella good month to get the fuck out of Texas. I could also scope the scene for employment and see if it is somewhere I would like to set up camp.
3) I would not mind finding someone to make these trips with... I like the idea of making memories with someone.
As to that fact... I joined a free dating site... And you get what you pay for... In my profile, I say I am looking for "someone who is healthy and respects themselves". Apparently, adult onset diabetes is a new form of respect... And morbid obesity is "healthy".
The tricks some of these females try to pull off is impressive. I know what Photoshop is. I know the telltale signs of aspect ratios being jacked with. I also know what "Blur" tool is... I know what is going on when every pick is from a high angle. Sadly, some would need to rent a hot air balloon, to get enough altitude, to get the desired effect.
I also get notices from people in frikkin' Columbus frikkin' Ohio... In my profile, I make mention of my desire for someone LOCAL... I know that if I meet and talk to someone 500+ miles away, they will fall madly in love with me... FML.
I know I am far from perfect, but I refuse to settle. I have high standards. I have a good job. I am not an idiot (for the most part), I have my shit together (for the most part), I own all episodes of "Breaking Bad" on Blu Ray, I have good hygiene, and in the past two weeks I had been told I was a beautiful man, that I will never be forgotten, that I looked damn sexy in a kilt, and have been enticed with a FWB situation... Which is not my bag, but appreciated...
Is it too much to ask for a woman who is intelligent, can hold deep philosophical conversations about Batman, knows the Konami code, appreciates Rockabilly tunes on vinyl, and has a body that makes Jesus AND the Devil want to sin?
OH - If you have something you want me to rant about, hit my up on the ol' facebook. I will take all suggestions, and give them there due attention.
There is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I highly suggest you try it,
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