March Madness Indeed.

It has been a while since I went all political. There have been recent events that, singularly, were kinda laughable, as in "Oh, you silly idiot.". When examined as a whole, you will sprain eye muscles from rolling them so strenuously.

First, from Oklahoma (I would say "the great state of"... but), well known for the intellectual powerhouses of our time... Senator Jim Inhofe. This guy made a snowball on February 26th. He took it into the chamber, and used this prop to squash those pesky climate change rumblings... You know, the ones from those dang science folks!

Well, case fucking closed! I am just gonna head out and water my sidewalk! I am gonna invest in Koch Industries (not to the extent they most certainly invested in Sen. Inhofe) because we can lift all those terrible regulations that keep them from poisoning the planet faster.

All because some douche-stick made a snowball. In the north. In winter. In February.

Now, where it gets really googly eyed craze-balls is... wait for it... Sen. Inhofe is the Chairman of the United States Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works. Environmental issues and concerns brought before the Senate will have to pass muster with this walking, talking pile of corruption... Awesome.

The lunatics are running the damn asylum.

Next... Sen. Lindsey "Clutch Tha Pearls" Graham. This southern dainty type is so effeminate, I hope he is aware of just how comical he is. To say he is an alarmist, is an insult to alarms.

In early March, during an interview, the Senator admitted that he had never sent an email. Ever. This was in response to the horrific, scandalous news about Hillary Clinton used a private email server when in office of Secretary of State. Heavens, no!!!

Clinton admitted to deleted a couple (32,000 or so) emails from her personal email server.  Of course, this means she got rid of all her dirty secrets and evidence that SHE was the once who masterminded Benghazi... From what she recalls, there were more than a few about her daughter's wedding... I figure that counts for at least 80% of them right there...

Also, if that is the case, what were in the 2 MILLION emails deleted by Bush Jr.?

Why does Graham's never sending an email make my taint itch? Not only because "HOW DO YOU NOT USE EMAIL??????? MY MOM USES EMAIL!", it is the nugget of information - ol' Linds sits on the Subcommittee of Privacy, Technology, and The Law. Technology... and the guy has never sent an email...

It's things like this that make Sweden look inviting...

Again in early March, forty seven Senators sent a letter to Iran. They essentially said, "Hey, those negotiations you are in with this administration? The next guy can make it go away with a stroke of the pen... So, nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo." Paraphrasing, but not by much.

The immediate backlash included a petition to have them all charged under the Logan Act. This act states, again paraphrasing, "Don't be a dick and undermine us when we are all negotiating." I signed that petition.

Defenders of these 47 simpletons brought up Nancy Pelosi's outreaching to Syrian assclown Assad in 2007. They say that was the same thing... Here is how it wasn't.

In 2007, under Retarded Cowboy the First, the U.S.'s foreign policy broke down into two distinct camps... "Places We Have Invaded" and "Places We Want To Invade". Syria was on the "Want To" list... We had no negotiations ongoing with Syria at the time. They were killing their own people, in their own borders... Fair game, play on. We have no problem with that... Cross an imaginary line... Well, you done messed up.

We have had ongoing negotiations with Iran about their nuclear program. We are currently aiding Iran on two active combat fronts, and working against Iran on two other active combat fronts... So to say that the negotiations are "precarious" is akin to saying "The sun is kinda warm". You have landed in "YA THINK???" territory.

So to have a young Senator, one Tom Cotton, run his word hole, and get 46 others to try and undermine the administration... Seriously dick move.

Lastly, four words...

Ted Cruz for President.

I dunno how this guy born in Canada can be president... I thought there were rules for that. Why has no one demanded his birth certificate?

There is (hopefully) no chance in hell that he can win... I think he is setting himself up to be a V.P. pick... Which would only make it one heart beat away from total calamity.

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For the record, I mentioned no political party... Not that I would have to... The Republicans took control of both the House and the Senate last November and the swearing in was earlier this year. The leaders of the party stated, "Now, we have to show that we can govern!"

Here's me, waiting with bated breath...

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon,

d

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